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皆さん、こんにちは 日本に来て25年のアメリカ人 Mitchell McMillan と申します どうぞ宜しくお願い致します 知ってると思いますが InstagramはNagoyaMitchで 学校法人 電波学園 https://www.denpa.jp 名古屋外語•ホテル•ブライダル専門学校 で2006年から働いています http://www.ncfl.ac.jp episode 14 It’s English time I’ll be creating content of English expressions and jokes, cultural finds, pronunciation tips and vocabulary deep dives along with the joy of reading so please listen to me Day 8 Let’s get it on Today I would like to tell you some English jokes related to cows ジョークタイム(牛編) First let’s learn some basic facts about cows. First a mature male is called a bull and a mature female is called a cow. The sound a cow makes is moo.The offspring of a cow is called a calf. A group of cows is called a herd of cattle. Cattle are commonly raised for meat and dairy products and their hides are used for leather. Cows technically only have one stomach, but it has four distinct compartments. Now let’s listen to some cow jokes 1 What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?  ⭐️It’s pasture bedtime.
2 What do you call it when one cow spies on another cow? ⭐️ A steak out.
3 What did the bull say to his son when he was going off to school?  ⭐️ Bison! 
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Why did the two cows hate each other?  ⭐️ They had beef.
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How do evil cows laugh?  ⭐️ MOO-haha.
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What do cows tell each other at bedtime?  ⭐️ Dairy tales.
7 What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?  ⭐️ COWboom.
8 Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?  ⭐️ It wants to keep its Stockholm.
9 Why do cows read magazines?  ⭐️ They love the cattle-logs. 10 What’s a cow’s favorite newspaper?  ⭐️ The Daily MOOs
11 How can you tell if a cow is exceptional? ⭐️ It’s outstanding in its field.
12 What’s a cow’s best subject in school?  ⭐️ COW-culus. 13 Why was the cow afraid?  ⭐️ He was a COW-herd. 14 How do farmers count their cows?  ⭐️ They use a COWculator 15 How do cows say “thank you”for a meal in Spanish?  ⭐️ MOO-chas grass-ias. 16 How does a cow become invisible? ⭐️ By using caMOOflage. 17 Cow telling her family history:  ⭐️ My grandfather was a knight. He was Sir Loin. Alright now let’s do a listen and repeat for a sound that a cow makes MOO MOO That’s great and I hope you can use some of these cow facts or better yet some of these cow jokes in your daily conversations Remember to give me a like and write MOO in the comments I want to help learners that have a passion for English and if that’s you I’d be honored to be the American in your pocket Thanks for listening and Mahalo Mitchell
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